Your check is in the mail
Over the last 24 hours, I have received ten offers from people who want me to share in their good fortune on the Internet. These people have made millions after they discovered “the secret.”
They kindly want me to share in their secret and for a very small amount of money. One good hearted soul instead of charging me $7585.00 will let me have his program for a mere $497.00
Someone else will let me have the same program for $497.00 with a rebate of $100.00 to follow when he has the $497.00. Why he doesn’t just charge $397.00 is a mystery, but I am sure there is a perfectly logical explanation. Another philanthropist wants me to make $16,257.00 in ten days, just like him.
Another one wants me to have his system free (sort of), but all of his units went in mere minutes. Sorry. But wait, he has managed to get 5000 more but only if you rush in now. Oh, and wait again, he has arranged for a further 5000 units which will be sent to you free but you had better sign on now.
Well you know, this is all very nice but I have already got something better than that.
It seems that the late Nigerian Minister for Procurements died suddenly and left a large sum of money in a hidden bank account. His wife’s sister’s brother -in law has managed to get the bank details of the money and they want me to help them get it out of the country. There are a few expenses you understand, but once I have paid them and a few extra little odds and ends, it is going to be just lovely. So, since I will be getting $20 million from them, I wont need any of these other programs. Will I?
I think that I will just go and check the mail.
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Oh Brian! Share it with me, will you??!! Wonderful the phrases they come up with to try and sell to you. Having bought quite a few products promising the ‘secret’ I find they are, in fact, all the same! I hope I don’t fall into the trap…
Mandy
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Hi Brian, Excellent post. I can so relate. The whole subject of integrity vs fraud is a topic I started to develop a series of articles on yesterday. I’m starting with the whole “Claim Your Free Laptop” ruse, scam, whatever. It seems for every honest Internet marketer there’s 10 predators/scam artists online. Let’s keep reminding everyone that these bottom feeders are everywhere and to keep our guard up.
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Ha! Seems a lot of people these days have rich relatives living in Africa that are leaving behind large sums of money. Very nicely done blog with excellent info! Keep it up!
Paul
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Hi Brian, It’s amazing how some people try to screw up others. The bad thing is a lot of folks fall in the trap. Usually they are people desperate for easy ways to make money. This people have to put in mind that to earn money they need to put some hard work and
the-fast-making-money-machine does not exist
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